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god just realized my old fic has broken html. ao3 why
#the better question is: why did i think coding was a good idea in the first place#batz#you are not a coder#you learned html but have since forgotten it you cannot go back and fix the code#((b...but i can...))#idk!!! i didnt think people cared about that fic but it’s?? getting attention now??#i am so flattered but also i am cringing so hard#please do not look at my bullshit avert your eyes from my shitty html#i pretended i was a coder for like 4 months and clearly i am not#i will be honest i will probably forget about this in the morning#HOWEVER if i DONT ill TRY to go back and fix it#i do care about continuity with ao3 fonts goddamn it#its gonna bother me im gonna lose sleep
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have you ever been sad watching a show and seeing a character die abruptly without being able to say goodbye to their loved ones? fear no more, we present to you - the spirealm! in the spirealm you can watch a character die abruptly and then get extra five minutes of being alive in a totally doomed sense of existence where they can say goodbye to all their loved ones and pass to them whatever they wouldn't be able to otherwise, leaving you even more devastated! the spirealm - it's called death's game for a reason 👍
#it's still so funny to me#that i took that long hiatus exactly before all the deaths started#i knew it would be like that#but you know what#i maybe wasn't looking forward to all this that#but i was looking forward to watching a show that would make me feel something#and i am feeling things alright#door gods and gay coders
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What if he was human chat (he is human)
#tropical's art#digital art#art#collinlock16#minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired#I also find it super interesting that Kevin somehow made an antivirus that can detect entities#And in general just seems like a pretty solid antivirus#I also find it interesting that Digital Satan was a type of Malware (Worm) that also just so happened to be a sentient AI#Which I guess isn't really a paranormal entity#But falls under it I reckon#Do other entities have Malware classifications (that would be quite funny)#(Though only if the Kevin antivirus picks it up)#Kevin stop being a paranormal mercenary the cybersecurity world needs you#He is now a Computer Science major (headcanon) (dude should be in the industry) (he is a coder) (what a nerd)
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rewatching house md as a physician is very funny. love this bizarro world where doctors are never writing notes or doing prior auths, are personally administering medications and doing blood draws and imaging instead of nurses and techs, and are committing multiple types of malpractice per episode.
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I discovered these paintings by James McNeill Whistler recently, Nocturne in Black and Gold: Falling Rocket (top) and Nocturne in Black and Gold: The Firewheel (bottom). I’m sharing them because they make me think of Nevermoor, as so many things do.
With paintings, a nocturne refers to the depiction of night. This is derived from the musical term, where a nocturne refers to a musical piece that is “inspired by, or evocative of, the night.” These both just come from the fact that “nocturne” essentially means “of the night”.
On a basic level, this just reminds me of Nevermoor by the aesthetics. The dreamy nighttime setting strikes me the most, but also the sparks of yellow fire that make me think of Wunder. Think of how many important scenes happen at night- Morrigan on Eventide, the Museum of Stolen Moments, and the Hollowpox in Courage Square. But the concept has me thinking, obviously, about the Wundrous Art of Nocturne. The only songs we know are Morrigan and Squall’s, who both chose nursery rhymes as their Nocture. Their choices make me think of lullabies, sung at night… and there’s lots to think about with that.
#does anyone else see or understand my vision…..#nevermoor#nevermoor in the wild#another post from my drafts cuz I feel bad I have no art to share#only art history classes I actually took was animation history and then ancient and medieval so most of my info or knowledge from#anything later relies on me looking it up and seeing what research and info is online and etc etc etc#anyways. love whenever magic (of the wundrous arts variety) in nevermoor is compared to art or the process of making art. <333#I need to make a Pinterest / some other sort of site where I can share everything visually that reminds me of nevermoor. but also filterabl#and also where I can add notes for why different stuff makes me think of nevermoor or what I associate it with…..#bc I’m often sharing architecture in the discord but I also am always bookmarking clothes and stuff that I don’t share lol#I saw two clocks the other day at a history museum and also an alway thinking abt the Prague astronomical clock so my brain is always like:#‘wow just like the skyfaced clock :) nevermoor :)#circling back if anyone knows some sort of site like Pinterest where you can have bunch of images with notes and also filter between#different attributes pls lmk. I’m not a coder so I can’t think how to make smthn like that myself lol#I started this post like a month ago that’s why I don’t have anything better to say besides ending with ‘much to think about’ lol
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i was chatting with two gamedev friends of mine a few weeks ago and mentioned wanting to make a videogame myself one day. and they talked about when they were younger and did game jams crammed in dingy cheap hotel rooms in milan for 3 days straight and how hysterical and fun it was and what a fast way to start making friends "in the industry" while sharpening your skills in a short amount of time and like. man... that does sound kinda fun
#one of them is an hobbyist artist as well and we were showing each other our art and she was like. you know it's a very weird dynamic at GJ#because everyone is looking for artists or coders or composers and you don't really know anyone there and you take what you can get#but also everyone wants a teammate that is really good at their shtick. so the social dynamic is very weird#but if you went there with this art in your cartoony style you'd have people physically fighting over you#which is the most flattering compliment i have ever received about my art and I'm still reeling about it right now
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So the other day someone posted an AI generated meme on discord
And i thought the design was sooo cute, like, the outfit a mix of both dqb2 builders and hair a mix of both female hairstyles (Didn't notice the whole bunch of Malroth in there too at first u_u)
So i tried the outfit out on Biltrix (name pending)
But what I didn't notice originally was that both the colour pallete sucked (it's layered with a weird yellow filter to hide the atrocity) and that there was no way to make the dress... work.
(I'd originally given them the low twin tails before rising them up in the og design :3)
Even so, I still thought the hair was really cute!
Ignore her staring right into your soul I dunno how to make her not do that
(That actually looks like how a f!Builder-Malroth fusion would look tbh)
Tried to fix up the AI design, but in the end it made me realize that the original design I came up with was really darn good already.
They were supposed to have a dynamic and cool stance but they came out pissed and tired OTL. I guess that was my mood at the time, its like that meme of artists having the expressions they're drawing but in reverse
#dqb2#dragon quest builders 2#dqb2 builder#dqb2 builder fusion#they are a menace together :3 how was the saying- “two idiots same thought”?#if you like them I have some other doodles of them in the “builder fusion” tag#Ignore the hand being drawn on top of the hammer on the last one I drew the hammer on a back layer and Im lazy#I'm a coder and stuff im not gonna demonize AI for existing#I will shit on it when it does a horrible job though#it is not AI's fault that people feed it stolen data- AI didnt ask to be born. Blame the people not the tech caught in the crossfire
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choose your tech blonde!
#i heart makeovers#me and makeovers r like this 🤞#or like this 👩❤️💋👩#time to give them their lil tags they earned it#*amanda#*corinne#*erika#amanda and erika are the humble coders & corinne is the face of the brand thats more of a social media expert than a tech expert#but she's definitely the most charismatic of the 3 and has very effective ways of keeping her colleagues motivated & schmoozing investors#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#the sims 4#still not sure what exactly their startup is but i'm leaning towards an interactive fiction app/website that is exclusively sapphic stories#if someone can come up with a name for it they'll give you 40% of the profits and one kiss on the cheek each
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Norah AWESOME email compilation
#Love this girl#the nice house on the lake#the nice house by the sea#lesbian coder from 1999. okayyy I see you
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can your blood run doom? (this is unfortunately a request opened with a stupid joke.)
Doomrunamian | Doomrunbloodic
A xenoamia/xenoblood term for those whose blood is or should be able to run Doom.
(Coined on January 6th, 2025)
#request#are you even a real coder if you can't make your blood run doom?#transblood#transamia#xenoblood#other xeno#xenoamia#transblood-hub#transid coining#doomrunamian#doomrunbloodic
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current experience of watching the spirealm btw
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I got gendered correctly today by a guy whose only linkedin top voice is rishi sunak 😂
#meme#trans#in a very friendly tone after he slid into my slack dms to ask a question and I explained the thing he had missed in lecture#the lads amuse me#regardless of specific subject apparently bc this has held true across both electrician lads & coder lads so far#also HECK I just saw the uk election results congrats to all of us for getting to live 🙏 thank you british ppl who voted you did so good#reason and compassion has triumphed in the uk this week#and I am glad to be confirmed in my belief in the best in the regular people of this country I've chosen to make my home
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heh. anyone want to mess around in the unity physics engine with me or what
#coding adventures#< my new coding tag#a day in the life#i hate you being a mostly self taught coder </3 the evils of unity never end
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strange doing actual gameplay development. Its always been a day dream to make Caraway County- and now were doing actual steps, starting documents, charaxter designs, talking about gameplay layout and story chapters. Fascinating stuff!
I love seeing what my partner does for all the codeing. They are so smart, I could never!
@mersonnotperson ❤️💙💛💜💪
#3d point and click...but you can still grab certain objects and throw it at people#and you can throw it at characters too#soon#they are The Coder#I am#the drawer...#and together with our POWERS COMBINED
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I like how whenever I watch AstralSpiff or Backseat play a new Poppy Chapter it’s pretty clear what game that they devs had been playing before hand lmao,, Chapter 4 being very clearly referencing to the Resident Evil 4 underground factory insect fights with how it was framed
#disco speaks!#honestly the most interesting chapter is still chapter 3 to me because there’s a consistent antagonist and it expounds on that story with#every step as well as actually showing the playcare and hour of joy#i don’t like the franchise because of what happened with the devs and the merch and NFTs and just general stuff with MOB#but like yeah. the more it digs down it just gets more vague and expansive to the point where it’s like where do the characters draw theline#like Doey hates the doctor but works with him but also hates Poppy more for also being abused but doesn’t hate Kissy or Mommy??#the prototype is probably not going to the live up to the hype because it’s been dragged out for too long#why the fuck is the player here? four chapters and over like I’ll give them like 15 hrs of playtime#(if even that) and there’s like been several antagonists with like catnap and the doctor being the most interesting and tied into the#big bad evil. also like I feel bad for the kids obviously but then the hour of joy where it’s like poppy are sad that ‘innocent’ people were#killed but also like is LIKE WHO DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT??#the player who is just a witness to the thing and barely has a stake in this#why is kissy nice like sometimes having the audience questioning the story and lore to be interested#but it’s like security breach a moment of thought and it’s just like this game is built on really nothing but wanting to make a game#and I love security breach but that’s not how you write a story#there’s good parts of poppy playtime and security breach but they don’t make up for the lack of planning for either#like at least security breach came all at once and there’s been other games to set the precedent and premise#but to quote the stupid meme poppy playtime insists upon itself#and by the way im not talking shit about the fandom or anything like that cause like#I’d be a hypocrite and im still following the story and will watch the next chapter when it comes out. it still deserves critism#and there’s also suspension of disbelief to go with it and I do enjoy it sometimes#and there’s also respect for the artists and story writers and the coders who care about their work and craft#the sound designers and the voice actors and everyone in between#ughhh I don’t know
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Going to start referring to "Git commissions" instead of "Git commits". Because "commission" is the correct noun form.
#git#github#codeblr#coding#coder humor#what do you want to bet a bunch of folks will not get the joke#and will come on this post 'well-actually'ing me about it
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